11.19.2004

Jewish Movies

Today an email was forwarded around the office from one Jew to another. Here it is:

Jewish movies you may have missed

1. GONIF WITH THE WIND - A thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara through a forged deed.
2. THE PUTZMAN RINGS TWICE - A Mohel murder mystery.
3. THE GOOD, THE CHABAD, AND THE UGLY - A kosher noodle western.
4. MOBY DRECK - Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale.
5. THE CINCINNATI YID - Steve McQueen uses some of his poker winnings to start a reform congregation.
6. THE SEDER HOUSE RULES - Bubbie lays down the law on Pesach.
7. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KIBBITZER - Paul Newman and Robert Redford do standup shtick while they rob their victims.
8. BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KVETCH - The extras complain that whistling the theme song dries out their mouths and hurts their lips.
9. THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LATKE - An overdone potato pancake turns into a monster.
10. THE MATZO CANDIDATE - Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into thinking that it's always Passover.
11. DRIEDELS OF THE LOST ARK - Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games.
12. ALEPH DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE - Neither the waitress nor the old Hebrew school can be found.
13. THE SIX CENTS - Three Jews each put in their two-cents worth.
14 . DREYDEL WILL ROCK - Chanukah toy comes alive.
15. GOYS DON'T CRY - Rabbi explains why only Jews observe Yom Kippur.
16. STUART LADLE - Mouse makes chicken soup for Shabbos.
17. THE GREEN MOYEL - Young man performs first circumcision.
18. GOY STORY II - Jewish man divorces shiksa, marries another.

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