3.02.2005

What the Cluck?

Happy Easter! Christian humor at its finest.

17 Comments:

Blogger B2 said...

Um.. not necessarily it's finest... but it's OK, I guess... (he writes begrudgingly).

March 10, 2005 at 6:49 PM  
Blogger B2 said...

Add of course, I meant "its", not "it's". Typo, not stupidity.

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